About me

My publisher needed a paragraph about me for marketing.

Yikes. Try writing one about yourself - your life in 200 or so words is tricky. But luckily I can bullet myself here:

  • I am lovely
  • I have a great husband (we married in 1996)
  • I have three amazing children who make me cry with laughter
  • I read, and read, and read
  • I watch far too many movies
  • I like walking along the beach, and kayaking in the sea
  • I once worked for a private detective
  • I used to own a bouncy castle company
  • And run a bed and breakfast
  • My mum and dad, two brothers, sister-in-law and nieces live nearby. They are all pretty cool
  • I go to bed with a hot water bottle every night of the year
  • My hair is naturally curly
  • Amazingly, I am a member of the Society of Authors. I just love saying that. It sounds awfully impressive does it not?
  • Things I like to do:

  • Deadhead flowers
  • Dance
  • Make movies with my kids
  • Eat pizza
  • Procrastinate
  • Things I do not like to do:

  • Nit comb (especially myself)
  • My son's math homework
  • Sit in the back seat
  • Eat fish
  • Procrastinate